Movie review: (horror) “Dead Tone” (2007)

December 13, 2010 at 9:44 pm (horror, movies)

OH THE PAIN. I rented this movie because Rutger Hauer was in it, and because the cute zombie kid from the awesome and wondeful “American Zombie” was in it. They couldn’t begin to save this steaming pile.

To be fair, it totally wasn’t Rutger’s fault. He didn’t have anything to do. He had less than 10 minutes of screen time, where he’d show up too late at the scene of a murder, look stoic, and say something like “Damn.” They didn’t give him anything to work with.

Dumb slasher flix I can handle. Incoherent slasher flick with awful acting and super-bad dialog, not so much. I gave it two stars instead of one for some halfway decent gore. But baby, you can get gore anywhere. Don’t waste your time looking for it here.

-Rated R
-2 out of 5 stars
-Maybe OK for older teens, but they should rent “My Bloody Valentine” instead.

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