Movie review: (drama/horror) “The Donner Party” (2009)

December 13, 2010 at 8:26 pm (drama, horror, movies)

Oh wow! A desperately boring movie about the Donner party! Even my adorable Crispin Glover couldn’t save this glacial bore. I guess it was partially realistic–long, boring scenes of starving-looking people huddling around fires and looking miserable. Then they added in a bunch of ax murders that probably never happened, but you don’t even get to see them. I literally fell asleep several times watching this. Go watch “Cannibal the Musical” instead.

-Rated R
-2 out of 5 stars
-OK for older teens, but only if you’re deliberately trying to bore them to death

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