Movie review: (horror) “Train” (2008)

December 11, 2010 at 5:56 pm (horror, movies)

 Fairly solid entry into the Torture Porn genre. If you’re a gorehound, go for it. The acting is good (I always love to see Thora Birch) and the SFX are gory-groovy.

On the other hand, it’s light on plot, the characters are undefined, and it has some ridiculous logic problems.

It’s basically an organ-stealing movie, but for some reason, Russian organ thieves cut out your giblets while you’re alive and screaming. Okay, I guess you could argue that they do that to save money, but a whack in the head doesn’t cost a thing, if you get my drift! And an unconscious body probably makes organ stealing a whole lot easier.

Although I appreciated the high level of gore, this isn’t a movie I’d watch again. Check it out if you like seeing people skinned alive. If not, give it a pass.

-Rated R
-3 out of 5 stars
-Torture porn. Prolly not for teens unless they’re already hardcore horror fans.


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