Movie review: (horror) “Alive or Dead” (2008)

December 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm (horror, movies)

OMIGOD this is crap! This is a wheelbarrow full of crap! This is a flaming bag of dog poop on your front porch! Oh wait, it’s not that interesting.

Boring, incoherent, and just all-around stupid. I kept falling asleep trying to watch it, and I wasn’t even tired. I think it was a self defense mechanism.

-Rated R
-1 out of 5 stars
-NOBODY should watch this pile of steaming dookie!

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