Scaring people at Safeway

December 10, 2010 at 2:59 pm (comedy)

Lady in Grocery Line: “You have a lot of tattoos.”

Me: Yes, I do.” LiGL: “What is that one? Is that an occult symbol?” (Pointing at my veves.)

Me: “No, they’re religious symbols.”

LiGL: “What religion?” Me: “Voodoo. It’s pretty much a Voodoo yin-yang.”

LiGL: “Aren’t you afraid of attracting dark forces?”

Me: “I don’t h…ave to try to attract them. They follow me around like puppies.”

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