Movie review: (comedy) “Furry Vengeance” (2010)

December 10, 2010 at 4:17 am (comedy, movies)

Dear God. This movie was jaw-droppingly crappy. Boring, predictable, broad physical comedy that everybody’s seen a bunch of times, and a muddled plot. How the hell do you muddle the plot of a bone-simple “developers vs. animals” movie?

Usually any movie with cute animals in it will get at least a 2 from me, for the cute factor alone. And I will admit there were plenty of cute raccoons, squirrels, possums, (yay) an otter, and even a darling little albino ferret. But they had surprisingly little screen time, and the animators kept messing with them to get facial expressions and body postures that were beyond unnatural, they were at the blackest pit of the Uncanny Valley.

If you’re tempted to watch this to find out how bad it really is, I can’t stop you. But I strongly advise against it, you’ll never get that hour and a half back. If you want to see a fun animals vs. humans movie, go watch “Over the Hedge” or “Open Season.” Those actually made me laugh. And I didn’t want to jab a pencil through my eye halfway through the flick.

-Rated PG
-1 out of 5 stars
-Don’t inflict this thing on ANYBODY!

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