Movie review (horror): “In the Spider’s Web” (2007)

December 7, 2010 at 2:20 am (horror, movies) (, )

 This movie sucks. It’s totally lame. I would have given it two stars, except for a few mitigating circumstances:

1. Lance Henricksen! YAAAY!
2. Lots and lots of exotic spiders. I love weird spiders.
3. Plastic spiders being lowered down on fishing line. That always cracks me up.
4. Some decent camera work
5. The set decoration was AWESOME. Somebody went absolutely WACKO on the fake spider webs. They were hella cool. @Erik Tavares, you might want to check it out just for the decor!

Here’s why it really deserved two stars:
1. Awful acting and whiny characters. I didn’t care if they lived or died.
2. Some of the most pathetic CG I’ve ever seen. My kids could do better with their webcam.
3. Flabby, thin plot.
4. Long, boring sequenes.

If you decide to watch just for fun, keep the FF button handy. You’ll need it. And if you want to see a GOOD spider movie, watch “Arachnaphobia” or “8 Legged Freaks.”

-3 out of 5 stars (whaaaaaat, I have a crush on Lance)
-Only scary to arachnaphobics. My 10-year-old laughed like a loon at the plastic spiders.
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